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Venezuela's Ruling Party Warns Of Possible Election Violence - Wall Street Journal


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Venezuela's Ruling Party Warns Of Possible Election Violence
Wall Street Journal
CARACAS (Dow Jones)--A top official in Venezuela's ruling socialist party said Tuesday that supporters of President ...
Venezuela inflation up slightly in AugustBusinessWeek
Venezuela Reports Slowest Monthly Inflation This Year as Food Prices EaseBloomberg
Venezuelan Poor Growing “Disillusioned†by ChavezDallas Blog (blog)
GlobalPost -Reuters -El Universal
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New hunger strike in Venezuela centers on land - The Associated Press


New hunger strike in Venezuela centers on land
The Associated Press
CARACAS, Venezuela — A Portuguese-born businessman has been on a hunger strike for three days demanding the Venezuelan government not seize land where he ...

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Venezuela To Make First Payment Tues For Casino's Local Unit - Wall Street Journal


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Venezuela To Make First Payment Tues For Casino's Local Unit
Wall Street Journal
CARACAS (Dow Jones)--Venezuela will make an initial $138 million payment Tuesday to food retailer Casino ...
Venezuelan Jews request meeting with ChavezJewish Telegraphic Agency
Hugo Chavez Praises Work of Cuban Health Professionals in VenezuelaCuban News Agency
Venezuela's “Good Life Card†Comes at a Great PriceThe New American
MiamiHerald.com -just-food.com (subscription) -Right Pundits
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Colombia orders arrest of reporter in rebel case - The Associated Press


Colombia orders arrest of reporter in rebel case
The Associated Press
BOGOTA, Colombia — A Colombian court has ordered the arrest of a well-known journalist based in Venezuela on charges he conspired with leftist rebels. ...

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4 men jailed as suspects in killing of Italian tourist in Venezuela - The Canadian Press


AFP
4 men jailed as suspects in killing of Italian tourist in Venezuela
The Canadian Press
CARACAS, Venezuela — Venezuelan authorities say they have arrested four suspects in the killing of an Italian tourist shot to death on his sailboat. ...
Venezuela arrests police in killing of Italian touristAFP
Police accused of murdering Italian yachtsman on Venezuela's Margarita IslandVHeadline.com

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Venezuela hopes to whet consumers' appetites with food card - Financial Times (blog)


Financial Times (blog)
Venezuela hopes to whet consumers' appetites with food card
Financial Times (blog)
So when Venezuela's socialist president announced the introduction of something similar recently, he decided to call it a “good life cardâ€. ...
Venezuela currency rationing hits homeFinancial Times

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Venezuela says August oil exports fall 8.7 pct yr/yr - FOXBusiness


Venezuela says August oil exports fall 8.7 pct yr/yr
FOXBusiness
CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuelan oil exports fell 8.7percent in August to an average of 2.34 million barrels per dayas a drop in sales of crude and products ...

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SVG PM plea to stay execution of Iranian woman could spur Venezuela into action - VHeadline.com


VHeadline.com
SVG PM plea to stay execution of Iranian woman could spur Venezuela into action
VHeadline.com
The plea of an influential member of ALBA, such as Raul Gonsalves is expected to have repercussions among other members, especially Venezuela, which has ...

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Venezuelan Opposition Parties Aim to Break Cycle of Failure - Voice of America


Venezuelan Opposition Parties Aim to Break Cycle of Failure
Voice of America
Photo: AP Venezuela's political opposition has an 11-year record of futility. President Hugo Chavez has twice won re-election, survived an opposition-led ...


Venezuela OKs Payment for French Retailer Casino - ABC News


SunHerald.com
Venezuela OKs Payment for French Retailer Casino
ABC News
CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has approved a $690 million payment to French retailer Casino and other owners of a supermarket chain ...
Venezuela to Pay $690 Million for Casino's Retail OperationsBusinessWeek
Venezuela Will Pay France's Casino $600 Million For Expropriated StoresBloomberg
Oil exports to China increasingly key for VenezuelaReuters Africa
VHeadline.com -The Associated Press
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