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Esto es un examen de estadistica tipo test; a todas las preguntas hay que responder "cierto" o "falso". Total, que el profesor ve que hay un estudiante sentado al final de la clase que esta tirando una moneda al aire, la coge en su mano, la mira, hace una marca en su hoja de respuestas, y vuelve a empezar. Esto continua durante las tres horas del examen, y al final este estudiante es el ultimo que queda por entregar su examen. El profesor se le acerca y le pregunta: - Pero chico, si ni siquiera has abierto el examen, como puedes tardar tanto en responder al azar? - Es que estoy comprobando las respuestas.

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CBC.ca

No food crisis but world mkts need more stability: FAO
Daily Times
ROME: The world is not heading toward a food crisis, but international organisations should take measures to stabilise commodity markets, a representative ...
UN: No food crisis looms despite Russia wheat banThe Associated Press
Food crisis claims disputed by UN agencyCBC.ca
FAO says no crisis on grain marketsFeedstuffs
UPI.com -Reuters -Wall Street Journal
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U.S. Stocks Decline on Concern Over European Debt Crisis: Video
Bloomberg
... the longest streak of gains for the Standard & Poor's 500 Index since July, on concern the European debt crisis may worsen, hampering global growth. ...

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PBOC Adviser: Yuan Influence Can Grow In Crisis Aftermath - Report
Wall Street Journal
SHANGHAI (Dow Jones)--A gradual but fundamental change in the international monetary system will emerge in the aftermath of the global financial crisis, ...
[Viewpoint] A double-dip recession is unlikelyJoongAng Daily

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Kansas City Star

In Europe's Debt Crisis, Lending Was Still Strong
New York Times (blog)
Even as Europe's sovereign debt crisis intensified early this year, banks continued to load up on debt from Greece and other countries with the most acute ...
Worry Shifts to EuropeWall Street Journal (blog)
Germans are wrong: the eurozone is good for themFinancial Times
'Beggar Thy Neighbor' Mentality: Competitive Trade Balance Only Way Out of ...Seeking Alpha (blog)
Wall Street Journal -IMarketnews.com -BloggingStocks (blog)
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Michael Lewis: The Greek Debt Crisis Is 'Made For A Jonathan Franzen Novel'
Huffington Post (blog)
In a Q&A preview for his upcoming piece in Vanity Fair, best-selling financial scribe Michael Lewis compares the Greek debt crisis to a Jonathan Franzen ...

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The Business Insider

UH OH: Michael Burry Agrees With John Paulson Again
The Business Insider
Michael Burry, one of the first to predict the subprime crisis and bet against it, is now betting on a weak recovery by investing in gold and farmland, ...
Burry, Predictor of Mortgage Collapse, Bets on Farmland, GoldBloomberg
Michael Burry Is Long Farmland and Gold, Says We're All To Blame For the CrisisStreetInsider.com (subscription) (blog)

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Friction on Financial Crisis Panel Is Downplayed
Wall Street Journal
A high-ranking member of the congressional commission investigating the nation's financial crisis downplayed recent reports of dissension, ...
Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission Visits BakersfieldKERO-TV 23
Financial crisis inquiry underway in BakersfieldPacific Coast Business Times
FCIC Heads West for Testimony in California, NevadaInvestment Advisor

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Aljazeera.net

Kabul Bank crisis
Aljazeera.net
A number of US experts are provideing technical assistance to the bank in this time of crisis, with Washington ruling out any move to finance a rescue plan. ...
Afghan bank officers' assets frozenAljazeera.net
Let's Not Be Like Afghanistan…Benzinga
Assets frozen as Kabulbank feels the heateuronews
Spero News
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Growth to Slow Next Year as Debt Crisis Persists, BGA Business Group Says
Bloomberg
The crisis continues to smolder.” Wholesalers will see 10 percent growth in nominal terms this year, and 6.5 percent in real terms, as exports lead the ...

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MiamiHerald.com

Castro: I Was Wrong During Cuban Missile Crisis
The Atlantic (blog)
I asked him if this fear was informed by his own experiences during the 1962 missile crisis, when the Soviet Union and the US nearly went to war other over ...
Report: Castro blasts Ahmadinejad as anti-SemiticThe Associated Press
Castro Admits Blame for HomophobiaBeyond Chron
Fidel to Ahmadinejad: 'Stop Slandering the Jews'The Atlantic (blog)

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