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Un vasco tiene un accidente con una maquina que le pilla la pierna y le tienen que llevar a la casa de socorro desangrandose. -Como lo ve doctor? -Muy mal, muy mal. Lo siento, pero le tenemos que cortar la pierna. -Pues cortela, pues. A que espera? -Es que tiene que venir el anestesista. -Y para que? Usted corte y ya esta. El doctor empieza a cortar a lo vivo con una sierra ñic-ñac, ñic-ñac.... y al cabo de un rato el vasco dice -Huy! Huy! Pare pare -Si esto debe doler muchisimo. -No, no, siga, es que ahora que llega al hueso me da dentera.

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Hercules confirm signing of David Trezeguet - ESPN


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Hercules confirm signing of David Trezeguet
ESPN
Speaking on Monday after arriving in Spain, he told Cope Alicante: "I wanted to know the Spanish league. For me it was an important objective in my career. ...
Hercules 'adventure' for TrezeguetSkySports
Veteran Trezeguet set to sign for for HerculesMonsters and Critics.com
Trezeguet - set for Hercules switch.Sportinglife.com
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David Lopez climbs to victory on stage nine of Vuelta a España - The Guardian


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David Lopez climbs to victory on stage nine of Vuelta a España
The Guardian
David Lopez emerged from the mountains of Alicante to claim victory on stage nine of the Vuelta a España today. The Spaniard broke clear going into the ...
Lopez wins stage nine in SpainRTE.ie
Moncoutie wins Vuelta Stage 8, Rodriguez takes leadUniversal Sports
David Moncoutie wins the 2010 Vuelta a Espana's first trip into the mountains ...velonews.competitor.com
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Tragedy in Vuelta's first week - Global Times


Tragedy in Vuelta's first week
Global Times
Photo: AFP By Adam Critchley in Alicante, Spain The Vuelta a España concluded its first week Sunday with the two leading riders on identical time before ...
2010 Vuelta a España – Stage 9 News and NotesOpposing Views

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Car review: Jeep Wrangler - The Guardian


The Guardian
Car review: Jeep Wrangler
The Guardian
Easy, 20 minutes on the computer and return flights to Alicante for five were booked and a car was reserved at Sixt.co.uk. The only problem was that the ...

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Skyscanner Flight Travel Trends August 2010 - EON: Enhanced Online News (press release)


Skyscanner Flight Travel Trends August 2010
EON: Enhanced Online News (press release)
Searches for Malaga and Alicante remained immensely popular, as these Spanish destinations held onto their two top positions whilst searches for flights to ...

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Domestic violence - Euro Weekly News


Domestic violence
Euro Weekly News
Up to 268 people were arrested by Guardia Civil in Alicante during August for domestic violence. Of these, 41 had violated restraining orders and 76 were ...


Police dismantle male prostitution ring - CNN


Daily Mail
Police dismantle male prostitution ring
CNN
Eight of the arrests occurred in Palma de Mallorca, three in Leon, and one each in Madrid, Barcelona and Alicante. According to police, the ringleaders ...
Spain busts ring coercing men into prostitutionMonsters and Critics.com
Police dismantle male prostitution ringCNN

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Forest fire breaks out in the south of Valencia - Typically Spanish


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Forest fire breaks out in the south of Valencia
Typically Spanish
The UME Military Emergency Response team is in action and helping firemen from Valencia, Castellón and Alicante. The Valencia Regional Government has ...
1200 evacuated from their homes in Valencia province fireTypically Spanish

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GUARDIA CIVIL ARREST SUSPECTED TERRORIST IN ALICANTE - The Leader Newspaper Online


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GUARDIA CIVIL ARREST SUSPECTED TERRORIST IN ALICANTE
The Leader Newspaper Online
The arrest took place at midday on Friday in Poble Nou de Benitachell (Alicante) as part of an operation run by Criminal Investigation Court Number 2 of the ...
Spanish police arrest Moroccan man on suspicion of recruitment for Afghan jihadThe Canadian Press
28/08/2010Moroccan held in Spain over 'extremist' websiteExpatica Spain

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Injured Petacchi quits Vuelta - Yahoo! Eurosport UK


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Injured Petacchi quits Vuelta
Yahoo! Eurosport UK
... was left with abrasions to his buttock, back and arm, along with a wound on his right elbow which required stitches at hospital in Alicante. ...
First Edition Cycling News, Sunday, September 5, 2010Cyclingnews.com
Petacchi wins sprint in Orihuela to take stage 7 of the VueltaXinhua

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